So we’re on the plane, flying back to Germany, and I need to use the facilities. We’ve been starting to potty train our 2-year-old, so I took her with me, airplane bathrooms being spacious enough for a 6’5″ dad and his toddler. She does her thing, I get the diaper back on her, then tell her to stand behind me while I go. Next thing I know, there’s this curly little head shoving its way between my knees and a high-pitched voice says, “Wow!”

What I’m trying to say is, forget the NSA: Kids are the real threat to privacy.